The bouquet sprayed on her neck;
Could bring a mercenary to tearing.
She’s demanded the check,
Addressing the staff with unhidden sneering.
“Off with their heads!”
They’ve neglected to notice,
She’s low on her meds;
And it’s not just her stomach that’s bloated.
“I acted in a movie,
I danced with Frank Sinatra.”
She was a Shirley Temple beauty,
Turned walking soap opera.
“I’ll ruin you here!”
She proclaims to the hostess.
Grandmother of the year;
Diagnosis: Narcissistic Neurosis.
Sarah Nyhan 
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